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My life remains consumed with movies and books! Marvel is the ultimate decision for those who want to fight crime! I have dreams of travel (to the UK) and dreams to meet famous youtubers. This blog is a mix of plenty of things. I hope you all will take part.

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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  • guy: something spooky's happening
  • fred: k we'll come check it out
  • fred: daphne, velma come with me
  • daphne: lol okei
  • shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
  • velma: shut up you two
  • shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
  • scooby: RAGGY
  • shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
  • scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
  • shaggy: zoinks!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
  • shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
  • fred: what happened?
  • shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
  • velma: uh oh
  • monster: boo
  • all: AAAAH
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
  • velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
  • monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
  • velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
  • monster: whoops i tripped
  • scooby: i captured you
  • *they pull the monster's mask off*
  • fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
  • suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
  • scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
  • all: *laugh*

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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theshelbster6:

twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

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i officially like animals more than people

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A family divided. Yesenia and I are both so lucky to have been selected as ambassadors!! Imw so proud of us!!:) Also she got my 700th picture!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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12,566 plays

corpsnoise:

Arguably the sound of DCI 2014. 

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thisisnotamarisa:

yeezuschristgirl:

like how can u not reblog

Do you think they all make a point to get together semi-regularly and just have a big family dinner at someone’s house?

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

image

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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